Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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