He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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