what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Hello my rib-scented angel!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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