If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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