Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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