so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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