Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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