Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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