he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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