Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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