So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
