I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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