just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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