Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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