you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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