5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Well I just put wine in my tea
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize
