Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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