belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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