That's intense
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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