You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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