haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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