He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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