Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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