we're blogging at a bar
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
love makes seman taste better
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Randomize
