school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My liver is preforming stress tests.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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