sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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