dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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