i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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