Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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