Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I could fuck to npr.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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