In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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