she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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