so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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