Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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