I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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