Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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