Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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