I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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