you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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