they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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