OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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