The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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