Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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