you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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