can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I need to wash the frat house off of me
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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