It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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