How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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