and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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