Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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