Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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